Thursday, October 25, 2007

Politics, Artifical Sweeteners, and Zen

David Broder wrote an op-ed declaring that "it's not over for Obama." No, really? It's nearly three months until the first primary for chrissake. Jim Lehrer, the PBS newsanchor, was on Charlie Rose last night praising the longer campaign cycle. This way, his argument went, we won't be able to complain later on that we didn't know such-and-such about any of the candidates. But doesn't this presume that a longer campaign is also a more informative campaign? Is it more nourishing to eat three hot pockets instead of two? I submit that given the nature of modern presidential campaigning, longer is not better. Who needs an additional six months of prepackaged soundbytes, phony debates, and "expert" analysis? This just in: Clinton raised more money than Obama! Barack hasn't been wearing his American flag pin!

I can't help but suspect that the media's consistent portrayal of Clinton as "the Frontrunner" serves to reinforce her lead in the polls. As Broder points out, when Obama gave his big foreign policy speech on October 2nd, the headlines splayed across every front page the next day were not about his stances on these issues, but rather the fact that Clinton's camp had raised more money than his.

Regarding the obsession with constant polling, I think we'd be better off without it. A pipe dream, I know, but think about it: the "major" candidates (ie, the ones with money and press coverage) are slaves to poll results, creating a situation in which their handlers discourage authenticity in favor of carefully managed public relations statements. The end result of all this is that instead of a campaign designed to inform voters, we get an extended advertisement. As Noam Chomsky said, the techniques used to sell these wannabe presidents are the same as those used to sell toothpaste. Some call broadcast news "infotainment." I agree with that, except for the "info" part. that's right, it's tainment.



I've been wondering whether or not aspartame is bad for you. Aspartame is a chemical used in many products as a low calorie sweetener ("Nutrasweet.") Or how about sucralose (Splenda?) I found a website (aspartame.org) intended to assuage fears spawned by what it refers to as "myths." But who pays for that website? Is it really an unbiased arbiter of hard facts? It's difficult to know what to believe when there's so much contradictory information floating around. Perhaps we are suffering from what the great Murray Jay Siskind termed "brain fade." Too much information. More "facts" available than ever before, so consequently we know less and less. And just what does it mean to "know" something anyway? Two people are walking. A small bird flies by. One person says to the other, "I don't know what kind of bird that is." The other says, "It is a dove." Does knowing the name of something indicate any real knowledge of that thing? The same bird could be called "sparrow"; then one would know that it was a sparrow. Words are not things, they are symbols. They point to something beyond themselves. The thing-in-itself might be essentially unknowable, like Kant thought. Or is that a meaningless statement? Zen says that behind forms is empitness. Void. This sounds absurd but modern physics suggests it could be in some sense correct. Take a rock for instance. Nothing better exemplifies our notion of matter than a rock. It's hard, it's heavy, it's solid. It's made of stuff. But take a closer look and things get confusing. Almost all of the rock is actually empty space. Vast tracts of nothing with the occasional proton or electron or other subatomic particle. But those particles aren't really particles in the usual sense of the word. Take the electrons as an example. They're constantly in flux, whizzing about. The electron is more of an energy cloud than a particle; it only takes on particle like properties when observed (ie, interacted with physically.) Otherwise, it has no well-defined position in space. This was a big point of contention between Einsten and Neils Bohr; Einstein said that the electron "really has" well defined properties such as position and momentum, even when nobody is looking. Bohr said these properties do not exist until an observation takes place. It was later shown that Bohr was right (sorry Albert old sport!)

I can't remember now how I got off on this tangent. Oh yeah, aspartame! So it would seem that putting an artifical chemical in your body has potential for harm. It's hard to trust the FDA, which is an organization infiltrated by money and politics. How can they really be sure it's safe if no longitudinal studies on humans have been performed? Also: it tastes terrible. Unnatural, like one would expect a laboratory made chemical to taste. Are my tastebuds trying to tell me something? In their own inimitable tastebud language? Do they know something I don't?

Check out aspartame.org. The website has all the appearances of a big PR scam: witness the photos of children happily lapping up foods and beverages full of aspartame. Do I smell a rat??

6 comments:

Serge A. Storms said...

Polls are generally useless and biased. It's supposed to represent a cross section of the population, which I doubt they ever successfully manage to do, so whatever polls they have are unintentionally (or intentionally) skewed from the get go.

The media needs to shut the hell up and go back to non-biased, observational journalism, as opposed to the bandwagoning hype-masters they've become.

And aspartame will give you full blown AIDS. I read it.

Denier said...

I'm still going with a John Edwards-Osama combo, unless Bloomberg and my man Chuck Hagel still mount a late run. I had given up on the latter ticket, but then one of the free weekly papers had a piece on it still being possible, so who knows?

Stay away from that aspartame, no need to put additional chemicals in our bodies, big farma and agribusiness poison our food supply enough as it is.

Good epistemological discussion, raising interesting questions. the law of determinacy says that if you observe something, the very fact that you're watching changes the nature of what you're watching. It is impossible to know that if you had NOT been watching, whatever organism or data or set of circumstances you're observing would have somehow behaved differently.

Of course, we all know there's a big benevolent manly sky god who looks just like us pulling the strings in everything we do, from the World Series to tidal waves and forest fires. God is also punishing us for immoral behavior. Sometimes the way these jokers hide behind religious morality, you wish there really was a god to smite them from the earth.

Serge A. Storms said...

Going back to the poll issue...the Dem's polls show Al Gore at 17%. For someone that hasn't actually said they were running and really isn't showing his hand as to whether or not he's going to be. That 17% could explain Hillary's apparent mudhole-stomping activites as far as the poll numbers go. Even then, I'm suprised to see her at a whopping 46%. Who the hell could they possibly have polled on this? I imagine it's the same test group that was asked about whether or not Martha Stewart should have gone to prison, and whether or not you'd purchase her fine wares at Macy's.

Denier said...

I think both Hillary and Al have too many negatives among the general public. We just need someone who can run a mistake free campaign, let the Repugnicants keep fucking things up, and voters will be so turned off by election time that they will vote for change. That's one scary group when you consider Rudy, Fred, Mitt, McCain. Anything would look good in comparison.

Magnus Maximus said...

I agree Warden: Clinton and Gore are already defined in most people's minds. The noise machine has been pounding home negative messages about the Clintons for sixteen years. Conventional wisdom says that the democrats will win the election, but I'm not so sure. A lot can happen between now and november 2008, and we all know about that the logistics of how votes are actually counted is weighted in favor of the rethuglicans.

If I were a betting man, I'd bet on the dems but it's far from a sure thing.

Magnus Maximus said...

uhh...i don't know what happened with my grammar in that post...

too much beer?